Spongebob quotes

I'm ready!!!
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You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok.
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Squidward? if i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be ok.
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Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments
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Bring it around town
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I'm Ready..I'm Ready
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Wow!!! Its a giant person hand
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Good morning krusty crew
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Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?
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That looked like squidward!
That looked lile squidward also, in angry mob form!
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Another day, another dollar!
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Gary, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
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This is gonna be the coolest party eva!
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F is for friends that do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la
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Squidward: 'Spongebob, I actually DO like you!' 
Spongebob: 'Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!'

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You know what's funnier than 24?...25!
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Psst, squidward, i'm working in the kitchen... at night! hey squidward, guess what? i'[m chopping lettuce... at night. OW!!! i burned my hand... at night!
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