Selasa, 26 April 2011

Spongebob SquarePants


SpongeBob SquarePants adalah karakter fiksi utama televisi animasi Nickelodeon seri Spongebob Squarepants. Dia dibuat oleh tokoh biologi laut dan animator Stephen Hillenburg, dan diisi suara oleh Tom Kenny. Dia adalah spons laut yang naif dan bodoh yang bekerja sebagai koki pemanggang di kota bawah laut fiksi Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob adalah koki pemanggang di restoran Krabby Patty Krusty Krab, dimana dia selalu menjadi pegawai teladan terbaik. Dia belajar mengemudi di Mrs. Puff's Boating School untuk menjalani tes mengemudi tetapi selalu gagal. SpongeBob tinggal dengan peliharaannya Gary Snail di rumah nanas di Jalan Conch no. 124 Bikini Bottom dimana berlokasi di pulau Bikini Atoll. Tetangganya, Squidward Tentacles adalah tetangga dan teman kerja SpongeBob di Krusty Krab dan Patrick Star, teman baik SpongeBob dan tetangganya juga.

Spongebob quotes


I'm ready!!!
Spongebob

You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob

Squidward? if i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob

TeHe
Spongebob

Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments
Spongebob

Bring it around town
Spongebob

I'm Ready..I'm Ready
Spongebob

Wow!!! Its a giant person hand
Spongebob

Good morning krusty crew
Spongebob

Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?
Spongebob

That looked like squidward!
That looked lile squidward also, in angry mob form!
Spongebob

Another day, another dollar!
Spongebob

Gary, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Spongebob

This is gonna be the coolest party eva!
Spongebob

F is for friends that do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!
Spongebob

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
Spongebob

Squidward: 'Spongebob, I actually DO like you!' 
Spongebob: 'Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!'

Spongebob

You know what's funnier than 24?...25!
Spongebob

Psst, squidward, i'm working in the kitchen... at night! hey squidward, guess what? i'[m chopping lettuce... at night. OW!!! i burned my hand... at night!
Spongebob

Jumat, 08 April 2011

Hadda Be Playing on the Jukebox


Hadda be Playin' on the Jukebox is a poem written by Allen Ginsberg in 1975. It has been performed live (with music) by the band Rage Against the Machine, appearing on their album Live & Rare.
The poem frames various events of the sixties and seventies, including the Kennedy assassination and the Kent State massacre, as part of a larger trend. Ginsberg refers to the Cold War as "gang wars across oceans", and calls capitalism a "vortex of this rage" and a competition "man to man."
It had to be flashin' like the daily double It had to be playin' on TV It had to be loud mouthed on the comedy hour It had to be announced over loud speakers
The CIA and the Mafia are in cahoots
It had to be said in old ladies' language It had to be said in American headlines Kennedy stretched and smiled and got double crossed by lowlife goons and agents Rich bankers with criminal connections Dope pushers in CIA working with dope pushers from Cuba working with a big time syndicate from Tampa, Florida And it had to be said with a big mouth
It had to be moaned over factory foghorns It had to be chattered on car radio news broadcasts It had to be screamed in the kitchen It had to be yelled in the basement where uncles were fighting
It had to be howled on the streets by newsboys to bus conductors It had to be foghorned into New York harbor It had to echo onto hard hats It had to turn up the volume in university ballrooms
It had to be written in library books, footnoted It had to be in the headlines of the Times and Le Monde It had to be barked on TV It had to be heard in alleys through ballroom doors
It had to be played on wire services It had to be bells ringing Comedians stopped dead in the middle of a joke in Las Vegas
It had to be FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover and Frank Costello syndicate mouthpiece meeting in Central Park, New York weekends, reported Time magazine
It had to be the Mafia and the CIA together starting war on Cuba, Bay of Pigs and poison assassination headlines
It had to be dope cops in the Mafia Who sold all their heroin in America
It had to be the FBI and organized crime working together in cahoots against the commies
It had to be ringing on multinational cash registers A world-wide laundry for organized criminal money
It had to be the CIA and the Mafia and the FBI together They were bigger than Nixon And they were bigger than war
It had to be a large room full of murder It had to be a mounted ass- a solid mass of rage A red hot pen A scream in the back of the throat
It had to be a kid that can breathe It had to be in Rockefellers' mouth It had to be central intelligence, the family, allofthis, the agency Mafia It had to be organized crime
One big set of gangs working together in cahoots
Hitmen Murderers everywhere
The secret The drunk The brutal The dirty rich
On top of a slag heap of prisons Industrial cancer Plutonium smog Garbage cities
Grandmas' bed soft from fathers' resentment
It had to be the rulers They wanted law and order And they got rich on wanting protection for the status quo
They wanted junkies They wanted Attica They wanted Kent State They wanted war in Indochina
It had to be the CIA and the Mafia and the FBI
Multinational capitalists Strong armed squads Private detective agencies for the rich And their armies and navies and their air force bombing planes
It had to be capitalism The vortex of this rage This competition Man to man
The horses head in a capitalists' bed The Cuban turf It rumbles in hitmen And gang wars across oceans
Bombing Cambodia settled the score when Soviet pilots manned Egyptian fighter planes
Chiles' red democracy Bumped off with White House pots and pans
A warning to Mediterranean governments
The secret police have been embraced for decades
The NKPD and CIA keep each other's secrets The OGBU and DIA never hit their own The KGB and the FBI are one mind
Brute force and full of money Brute force, world-wide, and full of money Brute force, world-wide, and full of money Brute force, world-wide, and full of money Brute force, world-wide, and full of money
It had to be rich and it had to be powerful They had to murder in Indonesia 500000 They had to murder in Indochina 2000000 They had to murder in Czechoslovakia They had to murder in Chile They had to murder in Russia
And they had to murder in America

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sejarah As Roma

Berdiri: 1927
Alamat: Via Trigoria Km 3,600 - 00128 Italy
Telepon: +39 06-501911
Faksimile: +39 06-5061736
Surat Elektronik: info@asromastore.it
Laman Resmi: http://www.asroma.it/
Ketua: Rosella Sensi
Direktur: Daniele Pradè
Stadion: Stadio Olimpico - Roma

Sejarah Singkat
Associazione Sportiva Roma didirikan pada tahun 1927 oleh Italo Foschi. Klub ini merupakan hasil merger tiga klub Roma yang telah berdiri sebelumnya, yaitu Roman, Alba-Audace dan Fortitudo.

Merger tiga klub tersebut merupakan inisiatif diktator fasis terkenal Italia, Benito Mussolini. Tujuannya adalah membentuk klub yang kuat dari ibukota yang bisa mengakhiri dominasi klub-klub utara Italia saat itu.

Di tahun pertamanya sebagai klub profesional, AS Roma menjadikan Motovelodromo Appio sebagai stadion kandang mereka sebelum pindah di Campo Testaccio yang mulai dibuka pada November 1929.

AS Roma juga identik dengan warna merah marun dan kuning keemasan, yang mewakili warna tradisional dari kota itu sendiri. Warna itu sendiri diambil dari salah satu dari tiga klub merger, yaitu Roman Football Club.


Catatan Prestasi


3 kali juara Serie A (1941/42, 1982/83, 2000/01)

9 kali juara Coppa Italia (1963/64, 1968/69, 1979/80, 1980/81, 1983/84, 1985/86, 1990/91, 2006/07, 2007/08)

2 kali juara SuperCoppa Italia (2001, 2007)

1 kali Juara Serie B (1951/52)

Julukan
i Giallorossi (Kuning-Merah)
La Maggica (Ajaib)
i Lupi (Serigala)

Pemasok Kostum 

1970-1971:Lacoste

1977-1979:Adidas

1979-1980:Pouchain

1980-1982:Playground

1982-1983:Patrick

1983-1986:Kappa

1986-1991:NR

1991-1994:Adidas

1994-1997:Asics

1997-2000:Diadora

2000-2003:Kappa

2003-2007:Diadora

2007-kini:Kappa

Pemasok Sponsor 

1981-1994:Barilla

1994-1997:Nuova Tirrena

1997-2002:INA Assitalia

2002-2005:Mazda

2005-2007:Banca Italease

2007-kini:WIND

Pemain Bintang
FRANCESCO TOTTI

Selasa, 05 April 2011

HOMER SIMPSON

Homer Jay Simpson adalah salah satu tokoh fiksi utama dalam film seri televisi The Simpsons. Ia adalah kepala keluarga dan suami dari Marge Simpson, ayah dari BartLisa dan Maggie Simpson. Walaupun ia sering digambarkan sebagai rakus, malas, atau bodoh, ia juga adalah seorang suami dan ayah yang setia. Ia sangat menyukai donat dan bir Duff. Homer Simpson disuarakan oleh aktorDan Castellaneta.


BIOGRAFI

Homer Jay Simpson lahir pada 12 Mei 1960 dari ayah Abraham Simpsons dan ibu Mona Simpsons. Ketika masih belia, Homer ditinggal oleh ibunya yang menjadi pelarian karena bergabung dengan kelompok Hippie yang menentang pembangunan laboratorium virus dan kuman milik Mr. Burns. Tetapi kemudian, ayahnya tidak pernah menceritaka kemana ibunya dan selalu menceritakan bahwa ibunya meninggal dunia hingga akhirnya mereka bertemu lagi dalam episode Mother Simpsons. Semasa kecilnya, Homer memiliki banyak pengalaman diantaranya ketika ia bersama teman - temannya, Moe SzyslakLenny, dan Carl bermain di Springfield Dam dan menemukan mayat yng bertahun - tahun kemudian diketahui sebagai ayah dari asisten bosnya, Mr.Smithers yang meninggal karena menyelamatkan kota dari ledakan nuklir.
Homer bersekolah di Springfield High School ketika remaja dan bertemu dengan Marge Bouvier ketika kedua - duanya masuk ke ruang detensi. Homer langsung jatuh cinta pada Marge saat itu juga dan mulai mendekatinya dengan berpura - pura meminta privat Bahasa Perancis dan mengadakannya ke pesta sekolah. Ketika Marge mengetahui kebohongan Homer, ia marah dan memutuskan untuk pergi dengan seorang pria kaya, Artie Ziff yang sama - sama masuk klub debat. Tetapi kemudian, Marge meninggalkan Artie yang memaksa Marge untuk behubungan seks setelah pesta. Homer dan Marge kembali bersama - sama setelah itu hingga akhirnya Homer menghamili Marge dan lahirlah Bart Simpsons. Demi istri dan anaknya, Homer rela masuk ke ruangan Mr.Burns dan mengemis pekerjaan di Nuclear Power Plant.
Selama 400 episode, Homer terkenal sering berganti pekerjaan hingga 188 pekerjaan meski pekerjaan tetapnya adalah di sektor 7G Nuclear Power Plant. Diantaranya, ia suda menjadi seorang tentara, pengemudi ambulan, manajer artis, astronot, petugas di tempat bowling, seniman, dan musisi.

KARAKTER
SUARA
Suara Homer diisi oleh Dan Castellaneta yang juga mengisi usara beberapa tokoh lain seperti Abraham SimpsonBadut KrustyBarney GumbleWalikota Quimby dan Hans Moleman. Castellaneta telah menjadi pemeran reguler dari The Tracey Ullman Show dan telah menyelesaikan sejumlah pekerjaan pengisi suara di Chicago bersama istrinya Deb Lacusta.

Sumber : Wikipedia Ensiklopedia Bebas.

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Senin, 04 April 2011

Homer Simpson Quotes..



Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. 

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! 

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? 

Television is a Teacher, mother, secret lover 

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.' 

All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals

Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing